If these are the heroes fighting back the elementals, it’s no wonder we failed. I haven’t had any interesting PUG stories in a while, but last night’s “attempt” was great!
SETTING: Zul’Farrak, Elemental Invasion-style
- Alarros, my little-used DK tank, in roughly T8 level gear
- Hunterthepunter, the, well, hunter
- Holylightlol, the holy pally
- DPS #1 and DPS #2
SCENE: All enter, stage left.
A: Hey all! A bit undergeared, so watch your threat! Is everyone ready? /readycheck.
HTP: (immediately misdirects to HLL and pulls first trash pack)
A: /sigh. (rounds pack up, kills, then kills rest of trash)
A: Okay, everybody ready for the boss? /readycheck
HTP: (immediately pulls boss)
A: /sigh. (taunts, turns boss away from group)
a minute passes
A: what happened?
HTP: lol fell in the pond with the fish and they killed me lol
more time passes, very low DPS group
HLL: hey, I can heal you better if I’m closer to you! Let’s be friends! (runs over to tank)
A: wait! (GZ breathes, freezing both of us solid; wipe ensues)
All except A: lol tank you suck (HTP/DPS 1/DPS 2 drop group)
A: /sigh (drops group)
BLIZZARD: You have been afflicted with the Dungeon Deserter debuff.